Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Art Media is everywhere, you doof. Stop shopping at Exlusively at Michaels.

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen into my amazing mind, a mysterious and dangerous labyrith splayed open for your viewing and reading pleasure, much like a pinned down frog with its intestines labeled appropriately. Similiar to that10th grade biology class, what you will find in here will horrify, terrify and make you question the very substance of your own being. But not really.

The Illustrious Alchemist is a personal account of my endeavors and experiments with artistic media. I am a man obsessed with knowledge and an overwhelming desire to use that knowledge as THE SWORD OF FRUGALITY. And with this sword I shall cut down on big businesses that profit off of consumers' ignorance and ... well mostly just ignorance.

Remember! Art can be made from any and every household objects and sometimes not so household. Occasionally I will draw diagrams and/or include photographs of my findings. JOIN ME ON THIS QUEST!

Seriously, Join Me,

Joey Ammons
Multidimensional Illustrative Expert

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